Monday, December 12, 2011


Here you go ladies and gents.....the Fabulous Joan Swan.  Her Debut novel comes out in February but she is all about some FEVER!!!! We can't wait to get our hands on this book.  Wait until you see the cover! And look at her! Isn't she cute as can be??? 
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Cats or Dogs? ( Hey what about Birds and lizards? )
Oh, now that’s just mean.  How could you possibly make a girl choose?  There’s no way.  Mine both sleep with me, both greet me at the door when I get home, both cuddle when I need a friend (and when I don’t).  Both love me unconditionally (except when I don’t feed them on time).
Nope. *crossed arms, shaking head* You can’t make me.
Salty or Sweet (This of course means when you’re “playing” because this isn’t an adult Goddess site for nothin’)? Chocolate?
All of the above.  As in…chocolate-dipped, peanut butter-filled pretzels perhaps?  Or pretzel spoons in an ice cream Sunday?  Or a chocolate-coated, bacon-dusted donut?  (Don’t eeeew me.  You know you want one.)
Vampires or Werewolves (Of course you can choose “other” but you have to elaborate *snickering*)?
Um…no.  Just no.  Not even half Vamp or half Were.  I could definitely go for Argonaut warrior. Ser-i-ous-ly HOT.  
Fireman or Cowboy?  
Holy shit.  I can’t EVEN believe you’d make me choose between these two.  Did you make these questions up specifically to torture me or what?  Good Lord, ladies!!
Hell, I live in the country, so I deem myself allowed to choose – Cowboy fireman. (I nearly have one for a husband, though he’s less cowboy than fireman even though I keep trying to pound more cowboy into the man.)
Hairy or Smooth (Body hair)?  
*choke* Smooth please. Let me rush on to the next question before I *choke*…
Clean Shaven or Stubble?  
Considering the earlier answer of Cowboy fireman, I’m guessing you know that answer to this one…definitely stubble.  Lovin’ a rugged guy. 
Diet or Regular soda (Or....if you’re like me, Kimberly, you’re stuck on Powerade Zero)?  
*whispering so the college daughter who thinks she knows all doesn’t hear me* Diet Pepsi. Quick, move on….
Fruit or Veggies (Or Chocolate)? 
Fruit, fruit and more fruit.  *where’s the Imodium?* 
Coffee or tea (Or Chocolate)?
*whispering so the college daughter who thinks she knows all doesn’t hear me* Diet—  Oh, crap…here she comes…  No, don’t take it away.  Please!  I promise I’ll cut back to 8 liters a day.  I promise!!!
The song that is most annoying when it sticks in your head -- sorry had to do it.   
*blinks*  *crickets chirp*  *blinks some more*  Evidently not much sticks in my head.
Apple or Microsoft? 
I don’t see how they relate.  I eat apples.
Drama or Comedy or anything with Gerard Butler -- What Shauni? He’s Hawt!  What Kim? *wiping drool* I love Gerard but what about Jason Momoa ooooohhh Or Charlie Hunnan?  OOH Shauni! Charlie!!! We Loves Us some Jax! SOA! All the way baby!  I guess we should let the guest answer the question though, huh? (tv, movies)? 
Gerald smerald.  Anything with Paul Walker, thank you very much.
Sedan or Sports Car (Hey! I live in Texas! Where’s the truck suggestion???)?
Or how about the Jeep?  I would have taken a Jeep at an earlier age.  Now, a smaller luxury-type SUV.
Tattoos or no Tattoos?
On who?  And Where?  And of what?  Specifics matter.
Favorite splurge food -- Tacos, Pizza, Cheeseburger (Or Chocolate peanut butter swirl FUDGE)????
Cold Stone – flavors and additives may vary depending on season and mood.
What dish do you make perfect?  
Any dish I don’t cook.
What dish have you messed up completely by burning or over cooking it?  
Any dish I do cook.
Can you give us your favorite Christmas cookie recipe? If not the recipe, your favorite cookie, we’ll find the recipe.  
Any cookie I can buy at the local bakery.  Sugar, chocolate, frosted…
Now is the part where we let you do some shameless self promotion of your books, artwork or jewelry (this sentence will be centered directly towards you and your work when the interview comes up).  Please tell the readers something about what you’re currently writing or what has just been released.  We’re shameless when it comes to pimpin’ new stuff!
Fever is my debut romantic suspense novel with a paranormal twist and releases February 28th.  It’s a sexy, fast-past, high-stakes read that starts off with a bang and never stops.  
When Dr. Alyssa Foster is taken hostage by a prison inmate, she knows she's in deep trouble. Not just because Teague Creek is desperate for freedom, but because the moment his fingers brush against her skin, Alyssa feels a razor-sharp pang of need...

A man with a life sentence has nothing to lose. At least Teague doesn't, until his escape plan develops a fatal flaw: Alyssa. On the run from both the law and deadly undercover operatives, he can only give her lies, but every heated kiss tells him the fire between them could be just as devastating as the flames that changed him forever...

Here's the cover of her book -- SMOKIN' RIGHT?!

Joan has been so sweet!  She's offered to give out 5 -- YES FIVE!!! -- of her awesome bookthongs! Check them out!

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Sheree said...

So, a smooth-chested cowboy fireman with stubble? Okay! I'm totally for that!

C.S. Maxwell said...

Great interview-I love the fun ones. Don't count me in the drawing for the book thong--I have one :)
Just wanted to say I agree with J.S. A Cowboy who is a fireman is drool worthy-especially with some stubble to rough ya up a bit....

DeeLuLu said...

I would LOVE To win this bookmark!!! That book looks mega hot too! Can't wait to read it!

Deanna Drake

ps - I don't know where to leave the mailing address. I left my email address so, if I win, I can give it to you then. This is too public to include that personal information. Thanks for the opportunity to win!!!!

Joan Swan said...

Sheree & CS,

I knew you girls had good taste!


Joan Swan said...


Glad you love the bookmark (and the book-LOL)

Yes, if you win, we will contact you for shipping info--no problem :).

Thanks for coming by!

Elisabeth Naughton said...

You mentioned Paul! I knew there was a reason I loved you.

(Don't enter me in the drawing. Just stopping by for moral support...and because she mentioned Paul!)

June M. said...

Congrats on the upcoming release! Now, why no vamp or were? They can be sexy.

Alexa said...

Paul Walker. Yum. I knew there was a reason I liked you!

Maria Powers said...

Wow! Great interview and I totally agree about the Cowboy fireman.

Sara Daniel said...

A cowboy fireman with a sexy stubble -- oh yeah, count me in!

*yadkny* said...

Oh I can't wait to get my hands on this book! Happy Holidays!!!!

Krafty Max Originals said...

I think I have a FEVER... oh my!

sheryl said...

I follow Joan already. So excited to read Fever.
Can't wait!!!


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